aliens?

heh i just noticed that i could actually blog 3 to 4 entries per day easily when i'm fucking bored. peh.

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been havin this urge to get a new phone. preferrably the new nokia 7610 or 6600. would totally love to have the 7610 but after calculating my budget 4 bloody times all using diff figures it still didnt come up to the sum i needed. so phark that. high chance of 6600 .. soon .. after exams ..

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went to uptown damansara for dinner. totally didnt know what to eat there.. so pretty much my stomach did the thinkin and ordered black pepper chicken chop. fuck now i'm broke. oh well. the price of gluttony.

later crashed my cousin's crib. while he dozed off i turned on the tele. suddenly this show was on.

Decoys.

fuck guys watch the damn show. haha. pure B graded movie. heres a short version of it..

starts off showin this guy named Joe(didnt catch actual name) studyin in this university and its fucking winter. so Joe's in the laundry room doing his clothes suddenly these 2 super hot blondes step in and start flirting with him. being such a loser he is, this mofo doesnt kno shit on flirtin so he makes a fool of himself. duh.

being a horny lad he is, he went into the blonde's room to return something. later by accident, he found out that those 2 blonde were aliens. that they had a hole right between their tits. which when stimulated, few horrendous tentacles would come out from.

dumb show. wait theres more!

so later at a party, joe was massively flirting with one of the blondes when suddenly he got ditched by the blonde for the hockey captain who cant even fucking read. dumbass. in his rage, joe swung his arm straight to the captains face but bloody fucking misses and hits this dumb bitch who wore bracess. it was a direct hit into the girls mouth.

*haha! moron mountain!

joe left the party in a rush accompanied by mel (a close girl-friend). later the blonde dragged the captain into the woods. half drunk and horny as hell. the captain couldnt wait any longer. so he pushed the blonde into the snow and start making out. soon the blonde was ontop of the captain. suddenly the tentacles emerged and forced itself into the captain's throat and froze the captain inside out.

*wtf. i think he should of chose spit. not swallow. laughs. :P

the next day, the captain's remains were found. since he died in a state of shock from a 'happy' moment. this is how he looked like.

lying flat on the ground. shirts half off. zipper down with a fucking HUGE boner. hands placed forward as though they were still squeezing em tits. lastly a fucking shock expression of having a cock right down his throat.

*talk about dyin at its worst condition.

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okay.. shant rant more abt the dumb show. its just too dumb. i only watched it cause the girls innit were real hot. haha. cheap thrill for a bored lad.