beads

because i live a sad sad and pathetic life which revolves around un-happening things like partaeying and getting drunked nor getting laid. i had to resolve to find something which for a tiny moment, would crack myself up. heck even crack my friends up.

thus includes, self embarresment and what not.

so, on one evening filled with nothing but the word 'BORED outta my MIND'. i decided to have a quick snap with the camera. with the theme ' MANHUNT '.the outcome was more than i expected. before long i had lots and lots o wonderful comments. their sooo colorful, i could paint a rainbow with it.

i'll start with the best to the worst.

'wow. model pose'
'whats up with the beads?'
'tank top?!'
'EEEEWWWW!!'
'wtf suff!'
'oh my fucking godd'
'gay'
'fucking faggg'
'ass rapist'
'no wonder my g-string went missing'
'stay away from me you fag'
'gayhunt'
'belakang mari'

yep. i got the whole works. which means, my proposed objective worked. cause thou the comments were abit blunt, some were fucking hilarious. thus, me laughing like a jackass in the early hours of 11.30am. yep thats fucking early to me.

anyways. that picture will stay there for a while. cause it makes me feel man. KAKAKAKAK
nah, till i actually get a proper decent nerdish pic to replace it.

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well. half way through being the laughing stock of the town. my mom had to drag me out as her driver while she pays the bills. upon reaching the bank, she went in while i stayed in the car...

15 minutes later.

mother fucking god of all things cold and freezing, this weather is killing meee. earlier on i watched channel 11. travel & discovery and they were showing some cook show abt food in china.

chicken = wrapped in clay = into oven = good food.

me = in car = hot bloody fukcing sun = pissed off sweaty suff.

gees. the weather is such a killer these days. were talking 38 bloody celcius ere man. oy, what a killer. while the people on the other side of the planet wants more sun, i'm sure malaysians would gladly give some of ours.

anyway, me being the designated driver continued for a few more hours.

i just simple dont get it with KL traffic. not only are the driver's fucking twatheads, the traffic lights are just plain bollocks. a 10 bloody second green with a 2 minute red. whats the ratio for that man. morons i tell ya, morons!

finally upon making that u-turn which took 30 minutes. happily this caucasian female was crossing the road while on her hp. now, i know that in america. the drivers are more than courteous. but here in malaysia. if you dont fucking hurry up. your gonna get killed beeyootch! lucky she had a nice ass thus, no honking. ;) wouldnt o mind tapping that ass with my front bumper though.

bleh. had a glorious lunch at chilli's. as usuall, my favorite : ground peppercorn burger with mash potato, nacho's and mango juice.

i was a king for 30 minutes. till my stomach bloats which led to me feeling like a pregnant woman.

no fucking dinner please.

gotta plan on what to do tomorrow. given up on being a model/gay. later wanks.