the inefficiency of British fuckheads

you know..

before coming here.. no thats not right.. coming here.. i was enthusiastic.. i was thrilled.. heck i was in admiration towards em british.. how their pound sterling was sooo fucking high in value.. how english football is sooo publicised even when they keep on fucking up in worldcups and such..

but hey.. brits are greeatt.

here i am.. taking a flight to UK! yep say it with mee.. yewwww kaaayyy..

see it even has a certain flare to it which makes people go

'wowww.. you;ve got money to be in the yewww kaayyyyy...'
*motherfucker must be rich..

then comes the thought of studying in the yewww kaayy..

'my oh my.. this chap must be brilliant.. he's gonna get a degree in engineering from the yewww kaayyy.. '

okay yea.. so i reach the yewwkayy.. everything fine and dandy. register for class yadayadayada..

then when lecture starts.. the lecturer goes on and on and onnn... spewing all kinds of 'information' which by the end of the lecture, he concludes the formula of finding impedance..

oh gawwwddd.

whilst i looked around in astonishment at howw interesting the conclusion might be for the rest of the students.. they all look like their either sleeping or drawing lil cute chipmunks on their paper..

he concluded a formula which i learned in like 5 minutes whilst getting my diploma..

and he bloody took an hour!

fucking hell!

kay. so scrap that.. brits are detailed fucks. Yippiee for them!

come today;

i opened my bank account last 2 weeks u see.. like IMMEDIATELY after i registered for my classes and stuff.. and according to them.. it'll take 3 days for the account to be open and another 4 days for the atm card to be out..

do be do be dooo.. i waited for the card to be out.. heck i even deposited money like TWICE into it..

then last week thursday i went to check if the cards out..

'sorry sir, your card's not out yet. it'll be out earliest either tomorrow .. but i'd reccomend u come and check again on say monday...'

alritey then. but i came and checked on friday anyways.. cus for those of u who've havent been in uk..

everything here is sooooo advanced.. that u NEED a bank account to live. cus they have a technology which soo supreme they call debitcards..

ooooooooooooOoOOOoooo.... such fancy gizmo they have!!

so yea, where was i.. yep friday..

'sorry sir, your card's not out yet.. it'll be out on monday or tuesday..'

ah rite.. sorry mate, i was just tingling with eagerness that i just haaad to check today.

-

come monday..

'i'm terribly sorry sir, but i think the bank has got ur address wrong, cus ur card has been posted to u in malaysia.. would u mind filling up this change of address form? *smiles politely*'

*holds temper.. must maintain okay facee... rilekk chilll.. slumberr.. sabarr.. *

i was late for class anyways. so i couldnt exactly give him a piece of it .. lucky twat.

came back an hour later.. which by then.. the que was dreadfully long.. it took me 45 minutes just to get to the counter which was like i reckon 10 steps away..

yadayadaya...

'yes sir, according to our computer here.. ur card has been post to ur malaysian address.. would u have someone post it back to uu.. or do u want to make a new one..?'

bloody bastard even had the nerve to ask .. OBVIOUSLY i wanted em to make me a NEW one..

BODOHHHHHHHH!

so then, i gave em bits and cute lil pieces of my mind..

'sir your new card will be out by next friday ..'

why fuck you kindly for wasting my time.. cheers fuckhead.

another phase of waiting...

BODOH NYEEEE ORG PUTEHH NIIIIIII!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH

i knowww

hola people..

i know its been almost a week since i've updated ..

sucha lazy ass.. yes thats me. boohoo ;p haha

anyways. life is surrey is sloww.. well okay, perhaps i'm not exactly the person whom goes out partying and shags random girls at night which i'll freely post together with pictures to get you people entertained..

non the less... i'd love to do that.. just that i aint that kinda person. so anyhows.

nothing much happened lately...

cept my SD card died. which is totally shit. since i just bought it like 3 months ago and the fact that low yat is like i dunno? 20 thousand miles away from here or sumthing? god.. now i cant even take pictures..

gonna get a new SD card within next week.. and will be going back to london again next week. so hopefully by then i'll have pictures.. wokie dokie?

lotsa poserific really cannot handle pictures.. yea i know thats what all u people want..

boohoo.. haha.. oh also, downloading is omg l33t here i tell ya.. 3mb's per second.. BEAT THAT MSIAA!! haha.

toodles

utilitiess

doobeedoo.. i just got back from london..

well okay, i lied. i got back like few hours ago then i had to unpack and clean .. so yea. ;p

gotten all the utensils my sister left me, thats the main purpose of me going to london anyways for the weekend. didnt go shopping or anything. cus from the browsing i did, my gosh, i'd be broke in 2 secs if i did.. there wasnt any sale on .. so yea. winter sale it is !

in a day, it'll be a week since i've arrived here from KL..

monday
so far, things have been fine and dandy, cept lectures which goes on and on.. i already feel the need to refresh myself on lotsa things since lecture started. the first day was just plain chaotic, since registration was suppose to be on the 1st or sumthing, which i didnt attend obviously cus i only arrived on the 3rd .. it took me the whole morning to get registration sorted..

straight away after getting my welcome pack, it was straight to lectures.. gila wei ! it took a bit to get used to the english accent, since back home while getting my diploma it was all malay lecturers. all their 'wots' , 'leynearr' and 'labourotorie' .. but after awhile it was fine.

thank heavens for watching epl half time commentary - though half of what their saying is bollocks. but oy, did it help alot.

tuesday
was even worst, i had to do my lab which is 6 hours in total, 3 in the morning and 3 in the afternoon. i didnt have a clue wat was goin on, thus no preparations wat so ever. worst part was being assesed for it. lab work here is so much different from what i used to do, here u need to do like 10 pages of preparation, 5 pages of expected results and finally 5 pages of actual results.

how about that? crazy ey?

and i didnt do shite. cept get 1 part of the experiments results .. which i totally didnt write any lengthy comments like what the others did. surely low marks .. aieeeyy..

wednesday
i was free in the afternoon. thus a very last minute planning ended me up in guildford town itself. i didnt bring my camera .. sorry.

the town's not that bad.. since its said that surrey is kinda the posh province of london.. yep all those fancy scmancy londoneer folks live here or sumthing. so lucky enough, guildford has basicaly almost all the things i normally look in london.. theres fcuk, topshop, river island, saintsbury, tesco, jjb sports, boots and a whole lot more. so for a town thats about 20 minutes walk away. its pretty darn good. :)

thursday
was a long ass day with classes ending at 5pm. so didnt do much that day cept, planning for london visit..

friday
left for london at 11am, its been quite abit since last year so my sense of direction in london was kinda scratchy.. the lads wanted to visit MARA office which was in the same building as the Malaysian Hall. haha. coincidentally, first time in london itself and i've already been inside malaysian hall. ;p had friday prayers there..

by the time the lads finished with their MARA issue's. it was already late, we got to oxford street at 4.30pm and walked as much as we could .. didnt get anything, like i said nothing was on sale. everything was waaay expensive compared to the time i got here last summer.

5.30pm i left to meet usop to get my kitchen utensils which my sister left me.

he lives at manor house station which is right after arsenal station.. ;)

by the time i got there, he was still in london.. so while i waited for his call, i walked around finsbury park. which is soooo huge! i'm soo loving the green grass and cold winds .. it can really clear ur head when ur feeling stressed.

usop came at about 6.40 ish.. went up to his place and unwinded abit with some tele.. later went to meet some of the other malaysians who are studying in london.. dozed off at 1 ish.. knackered i tell ya.

saturday
since manor house is just a station away from arsenal station, i asked usop how far was it from his place to arsenal's new emirates stadium.. he said it was just about 20 minutes walk.. then he mentioned that arsenal had a store nearby as well.. he then asked me if i was interested in getting anything.. which i quickly jumped and said yea !

so off we trotted to the nearby bus stop, since we're lazy farts. then once on the bus, i looked out and was totally amazed to see the number of people wearing red and white arsenal jerseys. by the time i reached the arsenal store, it was just red and white. no other colors.

being first timers, i didnt have much money .. i thought some of the stuff would be cheap, sadly it wasnt. the jackets were priced at 40 - 60 quids which was waaay over my budget. so i continued browsing .. then i found ..


weeeee.. i got grass yo! haha. and its highbury grass.. and they cost only.. a pound ! :)

anyways. busy now. lates.

ahaaa!

hey guyss..

i was thinking of blogging how my week was.. but then i thought...

i'll blog ... after i come back from LONDON !

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

lates !

gila punya org puteh

you wanna know whats crazy beyong comparison?

being asked to do experiments on the very first day of class and be assesed for it.

RAPE!!

in the uk

hey guys. sorry for the super late update. been extra busy last few days before i left..

for those of you who still dont know.. i left malaysia already. theehee ..

anyways,

flight was okay only. the food was a lil too indian-ish for my flavour.. i'm okay with it, but if u keep on eating in flight curry .. it kinda gives u weird tastes. transited at bangkok for like 3 hours, nothing interesting goin on there. since its an ol airport and stuff..

arrived at heathrow at about 6.30 but i was stuck at imigrations till about 8 ish.. apparently all those travelling into UK must go to health control first.. lucky enough i was prepared, had my xrays and medical report done in msia.. so that didnt take long.. some had to wait ages i tell ya.

by the time i got to the baggage claim, my bag was already left aside ..

got my room key, had more curry like rice at some local stall then unpacked abit.

i'm happy with my room. its quite spacious, defineatly bigger than what i expected. haha. i just met a few of my floormates, i think my floor is a muslim only male floor. dang! cus theres like people from yunan, pakistan and some other country .. i totally forgot.

was busy the whole day since classes have commenced .. and i havent registered yet!

so i did that, got my id card which i look absolutely like shite. gotten my internet up and went to class.

i can tell u one thing, the brain is slow on intake when theres an absense of 9 months from studying. bloody hell, i really hope it gets better. heh. had class till abt 6pm just now, my timetable's packed as hell. just into my first class, we already have a project to do.. like okay, talk about not wasting any time.

students ere are pretty much a mixed bunch, with locals being the majority, then theres the paki's and china people. theres only a few msians here. so its kinda a close community.

class is at 9am tomorrow. going off to read the thick ass book i got from class.

gotta open a bank account tomorrow.. i think i'll be headin down to london on the weekend, might as well get my phone line by then. heh.

aights people. havent had the time to take pictures. will do so soon i hope. toodles !