series of mishappens

you dont actually realize how grateful you are of the simple luxuries in life. simple-simple things which you'd simply deny of being truely attached but in the end in actually nerve-wrecking not to have them. thus brings me to my point..

appreciate water you mofoko's!

to my dismay, yesterday i left for college from home. i had a whole ordeal of work all planned out. as i stepped out from the taxi, the heat was just so unbearable. i was already sweating tad bit whilst in the lrt. i took my time to unpacked and then slowly undressed. a nice cold shower wouldve been heavenly.

happily i trotted off towards the showers. i suddenly notice things that were amidst. really-really small things which you normally would just simply shrug off. i stepped into the bathroom then reality finally hits me. theres no fucking water.

warghh!

i quickly returned to my room and started to search from my roommate. when i did found him, this was all that he could say..

'oh, i thought you'd be coming back a lil later, i was about to inform you about the water shortage and ask you to come back on monday..'

bugger abit late rite!

and so... yesterday was a smelly day.

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nightfall. a certain calling had forced me to move out from my common sanctuary. luckily i wasnt alone, i had a few friends to accompany me. through the dried tree branches, the moon shined perfectly. it felt as though it was autumn, funny enough. we made our way through holes and slowly decended towards the flatlands. the bushes had grown immensely the last few months, weed with the same height as us. it was hard to even know what hidden between the bushes. we traveled through the wornout path.

the companionship of friends helped time pass easily. before long, it was in our sights. bright colours motioning slowly beckoning us for it. each of us hasten as the calling grew stronger.

a few minutes later. it was done.

we were finally eating dinner whilst watching man utd vs man city.

drew. 1 - 1.

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i cut my hands 6 times so far and a tiny hole on the bottom of my left foot.

i'm turning into hard labour.

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being back home and able to bath as many times a i want is just gratifying. heck its even better than sex.

for the moment.

ok sex is still better.

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studystudystudystudystudystudystudystudysdutyrsdutysdutysdutystudeeastudayasnklfakfd!

fiberish gibberish opticalish gibberish transmissionish gibberish linish gibberish islamiqish thoughtish gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberishibberishgibberish gibberish gibberishgibberishgibberishgibberishgibberish gibbergibber!!

fail wei

fine, yes im back at home now.

i know i'm suppose to stay in college and cramp my whole head in my notes. butt...

my friend decided to be a bitch and was just too arsed to get some stuff for the project, so i being a very easily annoyed person at this. i made a choice to come home for the day and get the things needed myself. sheesh. some people are just .. ughh..

the nerve of some people. gees.

i went to get the items straight after i reached kj station. see i really did came home to buy the project items. bleargh. tomorrow i'll be back in college and will be doing ass load of work. exams, projects, theres just too many. ok i'm exaggerating but the idea of my project dateline coming real soon just gives me the creeps. i would seriously die if the project didnt work, it'll be like having me caught with my pants down in a bloody hailstorm just freezing my lil pecker away.

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i realize that its quite a hassle to type with one hand whilst the other holding a quarter pounder. but in movies you'd see those really l337 h4x0r5 typing with one hand with such ease. after about 10 minutes trying to have a decent conversation with a friend i realize its hopeless. i keep on missing a few keys.

for instance, a normal sentence should be like ..

i tot u said her tits were huge

ended up ..

i tt u sad her titwre hueg

but hey, i'm not willing to just give that up. perhaps i'll try and develope that skill later in time. itll prolly be a neat trick for multitasking while i'm working fulltime. heh solitairing while typing a letter sounds real kewl.

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zohann is planning to have a birthday party at the end of the month.. and he insisted that i come no matter where its gonna be. at first i was thinking twice about it, what if he suddenly said it was gonna be held in johor or sumthing, i'd be dead just driving down there. finally he said it was just gonna be somwhere in putra or cyber jaya.

so i said sure thing. as long as its not in johor or any other god forsaken farout state.

looks like someone's gonna be a cybercop when their drunk. heh.

cheap joke. sorry la.

since he insisted me to come no matter what happens. i too complied with a better proposition. he must come to my birthday party when i'm in uk. even if he's in malaysia/thailand or oz. ghahha.

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much later chat sessions with peiyin revealed something more horrendous. i just simply cant believe my eyes when she said it. i just had to see it myself. thus, after much squinting and poking my eye with my finger just to make sure it was true..

i suffieaee, sadly bring you the truth about the upcoming spiderman 3 ..

behold venom. one of the most significant villains in the wallcrawling epic of spidey. who might be the lucky bastard taking its role in spidey 3?

*drumroll pleaseeeee*

the role goes too ....

eric fucking foreman from the 70's show??!?!?!?!?!

HOLYMOTHEROFEVERYTHINGGOOD!

ladies and gentleman, fellow supporters of mr spidey. at first i thought the only mistake they did with the whole show was having kristen durnst as the MJ. now i guess, mj was only the tip of the iceberg. its all turning into shambles.

my eyes will now burn from the inside. the feeling of it imploding from within its very sockets.

i better fucking hope that the shows good. fuck if it turns out into some cartoon B graded show man. its fucking venom for god's sake. VENOM!!!

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my pc is crap.

i will defrag it soon.

goodbye bugs and spyware.

yakyakyak.

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i wanted to go to MPH just now, to get a book for me to read. i really need a book nowadays if i dont wanna keep on wasting my afternon's with sleep filled with really really weird dreams.

whilst i was driving, a song was playing on redfm. something from billy joel, cant just help but tap fingers and bop ur head to some funky oldies. yep yep. good ol oldies.

then suddenly, there was traffic jam. a fucking massive one. thus i'm back home without a book to read. oh the horrid dreams of afternoon naps will haunt me once again.

nOoOoOoOo...

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add on.

'why do you love me so much?' she asked.

unsure of how to answer, you stop a moment to think. its a a trick question, yet if you dont answer it, she'll take it as you dont love her at all. its the typical no win-win situation type of questions girls always give to guys.

'cause you taught me how to die.' you replied softly.

'what do you mean by i taught you how to die? do you feel like dying whenever i'm with you?' she said, she looks flustered.

'i meant by, with you im a different person, i can do things which i normally cant. perhaps its not physically possible to fly, but when i'm with you i feel like i am. your like an epic story of the most mesmerizing things in the world, which i am not willing share with others. like candy in the hands of a fat kid, im never letting you go. only for you i'd wait years and years for a happy ending. at times trying to be your sacrificial hero without you knowing it, whilst being your prince charming during the rest. i'd do everything i can to get to that happy ending. but losing you is like a bird getting shot in midflight, just awaiting time before it swallowed by the earth.' you slowly explained.

'oh.. so what kind of a bird are you?' contented, she sarcastically asks.

'the type whichs bites everytime the mate denies sex, har harrr!', you reply.

'god, what do you think i am? no wonder your species are extinct, all rapist. your not getting any. nevahh evahh!', she said in a soft chirpy tone.

'baby come here, i wanna hug you. then complain about how you stink, make fun of you about your grey hair, mess up your hair, tickle you to death, tease you about your unbalanced makeup but most importantly, whisper in your ear about how i really feel about you..' you tell her..

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i just remembered something.

dont you guys agree that koreans make the most irrational love stories ever by mankind. i've seena couple of shows which has made me think that its either that koreans are the most romantic bastards ever or just the sappiest bunch of pussies alive.

3 days back i watched 'Sex is Zero'. fucking hilarious shit, i give u that. for those of you who havent watch it, please do so. its a must watch. but bear in mind it an adult comedy, so it can be a lil crude. that added with lots of nudity.

back to my point. ok, so perhaps we've all said it before..

.. cross oceans of fire ..
.. climb the highest mountain ..
.. go through a forest of torns ..

id like to call that 'the shit'. but only in korean movies rite, you'd actually get to see 'the shit' actually happening. take for instance 2 examples from movies which i happen to still remember..

my sassy girl.
guy mets girl. girl is drunk. guy saves girl. girl stays over but does nothing with guy. girl repays guy wit lots of physical beating and mental torture. yadayadayada. girl dissapears. after, perhaps 10 years, girl reappears and rekindles love with guy.

the dude got his ass smacked right through the floor wei. no man can withstand such beating. unless he's a real pussy. i'd slap that bitch in no time, rape her and then dump her ass in some backlane for the trouble she put up.

sex is zero.
guy likes girl. girl is okay okay with guy. but girl hooks up with player. player fucks girl. girl gets pregnant. player passes his gold visa mastercard - simply priceless, for the girl to get an abortion. player dumps girl and goes for another hoe. guy helps girl through the bad times.

would you help the girl you like even if she dump ur ass to get jiggy with another dude, then got pregnant with that wankers child and now he doesnt want shit to do anything with her? if it was me. i'd leave her out in the cold.

u friggin dump me for that cock. now ur pregnant and ur seeking my help. apaaaaa lanciaooooo!

thats about it for the night.

wanna continue studying...

i logged on to the net this morning and the first thing i read was..

england 0 - northern ireland 1

DUMDUMDUM! kudo's to sven for being the very best of england's manager. haha.

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i've been reading alot over the net lately, mostly other people's blogs and random articles. nothing near latest news locally or internationally. as i carried on reading, it hits me that i actually dont have much to blog about daily compared to other people. i cant help but feel envy at the lives they live with events and people they meet daily. its as thought they hardly have any worries nor problems, heck they go out partying everyfortnight. i do it err.. every month?

perhaps thats how people live when they start working.

goddamnit let me graduate asap then!

ok forget that, perhaps its the way they write which makes their post or article so damn interesting. as i am just a pretentious amateur trying to write good posts.

oh fuck this.

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back to daily life rant.

i've been going up and down classes at night trying to hack through my college's internet. so i can use it even when the com lab is closed. thus a carefree enviroment to surf and chat. alas, till now its still not working. will continue hacking perhaps after midterms or sumthing.

ucas forms, i believe is already up. so for those of you who're applying for next years september intake can start filling it up. i think i'll be filling mine up by this week or next. would you believe it i've still yet to decide the order of which uni i'll be appyling for. i can just feel the deepshit trouble i'll be having soon.

have you heard of the term, 'calm before the storm'

well thats how im feeling right now. i have a gutsy feeling that alotta thing is gonna happen soon, not sure of what should i prepare myself with. emotionally? mentally? physically? what what what?

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last monday, a few of my friends attended a walk-in interview for an on-site engineer for schumberger. they only want about 15 candidates from my campus, heard they've been travelling quite a bit from uni to uni's.

they had to sit for 5 tests before even being interviewed. english test, maths test, iq test, general knowledge test and physics test.

ass rape.

then they had to go for group test. build an oil rig 1.5metre's high using only paper.

finally, candidates who pass will receive an sms informing when is their interview schedule.

mati wooo.

starting to feel the bad jibes about going for a job interview.

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my final project's progress is stalled. there simple something wrong with the circuit i designed, it just doesnt compute. fuck. i hate it when this happens. argh.

being the procrastinating ass that i've lately turned into. i've yet to build the camera casing either. fucking bollocks, i've dug myself deeper into this shit.

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'there arent that many smart girls left'

quoted from yenling.

guess we're left with only bimbo's ey! haha.

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i found this on the net. just had to post it up. thahaha.

laters.

the procrastinator

i need to change.

i've been procrastinating one time too many lately. i feel like an idiot when doing last minute works, when i've just could of done it earlier. i've been sleeping alot too. guess its somehow connected to being a procrastinator. just when i feel like doing work, i decide instead to bunk up and wake up an hour later. this is serious hog wash.

and so, i shall change my daily routines.

for today. i shall do work the minute i finish class. okay perhaps after i eat lunch first, then i'll do my work. you cant do work on an empty stomach rite. but you need time to digest too after eating. so mebbe i'll take 15 minutes off and then do my work.

goddammitt.

this aint working. i gotta do my work. work work work!

argh.

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i've decided to runaway from mankind for 2 weeks. ok fine i'm exaggerating, i'm not coming back this week cus...

midterms are next week. i got 3 papers to sit for, fiber optics, transmission lines and islamic thought. shitload of notes to read about. gees i just hate reading subjects. gah.

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took 2 more modules for my cisco ccna part 1 yesterday. it was much simpler than the first 2. tomorrow night i'll be doing practical on cabling. i think i've did it before so it'll be just a walk in the park.

hope to finish all modules by perhaps next month or so.

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i'm lost for words on what to say.

perhaps next time.

laters.

bore. aftermath

its a saturday and sadly, i am fucking bored. i've yet to have a decent sleep, only short naps of an hour or two. will be going down to hartamas square later to watch football. england vs wales and dutch vs. armenia or sumthing. boring weiii!

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yesterday i felt groovy.

haha. there was an event at bar blonde yesterday organized by groove temple. gotta say, their events are getting better and better. i've only been to their events like twice but hey, least theres alotta improvement from the previous one.it was invites only. but fucking hell there was a whole lotta people there. it was so pack, most of the time we spent staying outside where it was more breezy.

there were tons of hawt chicks. but.. buuuutt..

each of the ones i was interested in, at the very minute i decide to try my luck. they end up kissing some dude. ya cant get a bigger omen than that. beeatch. argh.

i just noticed this yesterday.

didcha guys notice that at almost every club/event bar theres always a mobile steam-bot. there was one nearby bar blonde, theres one infront of zouk, heck there was even one in PD during the beach rave. i think they should start an organization or something and make a deal with the clubs in KL. start a trend for only in malaysia that we have steambots at night clubs.

just think about the publicity.

zouk steambot.

bar savanh steambot.

cream steambot.

ahha. okay mebbe not.

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a close friend of mine just went through a disfunctional breakup. the girlfriend asked for the breakup, gave one real crappy reason too. i just dont get it with girls these days. i think girls are like switches or in engineering term, girls are clocks. they turn on and off so fucking instantly, heck i think the word contradiction/hypocrit originated from girls.

my friends doing alright now, i thinks. being a bit of an experienced veteran when it comes to bad breakups. when it happens, fucking stick to your friends. try to always be amongst friends and not be alone. cus the pain start to come when ur alone, in the dark, mind wondering far.

at first i thought i handled my assy breakup quite badly last time, but turns out that theres more sissy's in the world. compared to how i took it, i was a man! haha. take for instance these few cases.

*i've removed the names for confidentiality purposes.

A broke up with his gf, for 4 weeks straight even amognst friends he keeps on ranting about the breakup. how he blames himself, wondering his mistakes, constant rambling on stop. friends around A start to get annoyed.

B broke up with his gf, he tried to get back with her. he went all the way down to singapore just to ask for forgiveness with a bouquet of flowers. she just simply said no. B now has random breakdowns. even amongst friends, he sometimes start weeping.

well theres a few more. but i'm too lazy to type.

i guess i'm quite strong at heart. ahaks.

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okay i cant help myself. but complain about one thing.

how come girls always use the term 'we'll still be friends' eventhough the breakup was fucked up. i really think girls should rethink about using that statement from now on. cus its really annoying when its hardly even sincere.

my experience.

gf was slept with another guy.

broke up.

she insisted on being friends.

irrational rite?

but hey, i was nice enough not to hate her guts out and still consider her a friend now.
she hinted a few times that she regretted her mistake. but hey, guess its gotta end sometime soon anyways rite.

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but i'm a lil pissed that she didnt pick up my calls recently. gah. idiot.

off to watch england vs wales. laters y'all.

COME ON ENGLAAAAAAAANDDD!

eat me

first of all, i'd like to express my utter disgust at some people for being so damn fucking inconsiderate. i now seriously believe that us malaysians are just fucking unethnical people. fucking bastards. yea i know i'm in a computer lab, which we're suppose to fucking sharee with the whole fucking community. fine, i can tolerate people opening friendsters and other whatnot rubbish websites, simply cus i do it too. but if your just opening yahoo, searching for an imaginary research topic. say like 'finding a life' or 'sexy lephrecaun'. just to kill off time, its utter bollocks and you should get shot in the head for it.

fuck off if u dont have anything to do with the pc. let other people use the pc, other people like me who are standing right behind you bastards. and please dont fucking give me that 'puppy dog; i'm innocently doing my work' look, cus i've been watching and al you fucking do is open rubbish websites which is filled of words, which only one fifth of it you'll ever understand in this lifetime. fucking please assholes. fuck off. let other people use the pc.

fuck macs.
yes i know how to use macs, heck i think i'll even live prosperously with an ibook. but fuck the browsers for being all so cocky. fuck windows for making the mac ie so god damn sensitive. gees. i cant even open a fucking page without it delaying/lagging or giving me some bullshit about cookie errors. i'm in a mac pc now btw, and for the gazillionth time. i fucking hope that this post actually gets posted.

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i stayed back in college for merdeka. so pretty much while everyone in kl was roaming about, i was sleeping soundly. wooptidoo, i rox yeay!

went out yesterday afternoon instead, just to let off some steam. friend invited me to go see a movie. kindly obliged and was off to time square. i've only been there twice so far. yesterday was the third. last time i went there was in like a year plus ago. took the monorail via lrt. long assed trip, but i've had worst.

ya remember i mentioned about malaysians being unethnical?

thats what you'll find out when u travel in kl, its not only literally on the streets during traffic jams. heck its even when ur in public places. i feel so resentful for the people here, though i try as much not to praise the western so much. but as cocky as they are, i think we're far worst. people hardly give out seats in the lrt for the elderly, handicapped nor pregnant. fuck people cant even wait their turn to buy tickets.

like hello. i've been waiting here a long ass time too thankyou very much. no need for the extra boost from behind. twat.

and when you turn your head to them, they just give u this kind of stare like its your fault. sagging lemons bitch. how do you expect me not to curse at you.

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i'm feeling pissy. cus i got classes on saturday too and its only from 8am till 9am.

fucker.