fail wei

fine, yes im back at home now.

i know i'm suppose to stay in college and cramp my whole head in my notes. butt...

my friend decided to be a bitch and was just too arsed to get some stuff for the project, so i being a very easily annoyed person at this. i made a choice to come home for the day and get the things needed myself. sheesh. some people are just .. ughh..

the nerve of some people. gees.

i went to get the items straight after i reached kj station. see i really did came home to buy the project items. bleargh. tomorrow i'll be back in college and will be doing ass load of work. exams, projects, theres just too many. ok i'm exaggerating but the idea of my project dateline coming real soon just gives me the creeps. i would seriously die if the project didnt work, it'll be like having me caught with my pants down in a bloody hailstorm just freezing my lil pecker away.

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i realize that its quite a hassle to type with one hand whilst the other holding a quarter pounder. but in movies you'd see those really l337 h4x0r5 typing with one hand with such ease. after about 10 minutes trying to have a decent conversation with a friend i realize its hopeless. i keep on missing a few keys.

for instance, a normal sentence should be like ..

i tot u said her tits were huge

ended up ..

i tt u sad her titwre hueg

but hey, i'm not willing to just give that up. perhaps i'll try and develope that skill later in time. itll prolly be a neat trick for multitasking while i'm working fulltime. heh solitairing while typing a letter sounds real kewl.

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zohann is planning to have a birthday party at the end of the month.. and he insisted that i come no matter where its gonna be. at first i was thinking twice about it, what if he suddenly said it was gonna be held in johor or sumthing, i'd be dead just driving down there. finally he said it was just gonna be somwhere in putra or cyber jaya.

so i said sure thing. as long as its not in johor or any other god forsaken farout state.

looks like someone's gonna be a cybercop when their drunk. heh.

cheap joke. sorry la.

since he insisted me to come no matter what happens. i too complied with a better proposition. he must come to my birthday party when i'm in uk. even if he's in malaysia/thailand or oz. ghahha.

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much later chat sessions with peiyin revealed something more horrendous. i just simply cant believe my eyes when she said it. i just had to see it myself. thus, after much squinting and poking my eye with my finger just to make sure it was true..

i suffieaee, sadly bring you the truth about the upcoming spiderman 3 ..

behold venom. one of the most significant villains in the wallcrawling epic of spidey. who might be the lucky bastard taking its role in spidey 3?

*drumroll pleaseeeee*

the role goes too ....

eric fucking foreman from the 70's show??!?!?!?!?!

HOLYMOTHEROFEVERYTHINGGOOD!

ladies and gentleman, fellow supporters of mr spidey. at first i thought the only mistake they did with the whole show was having kristen durnst as the MJ. now i guess, mj was only the tip of the iceberg. its all turning into shambles.

my eyes will now burn from the inside. the feeling of it imploding from within its very sockets.

i better fucking hope that the shows good. fuck if it turns out into some cartoon B graded show man. its fucking venom for god's sake. VENOM!!!

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my pc is crap.

i will defrag it soon.

goodbye bugs and spyware.

yakyakyak.

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i wanted to go to MPH just now, to get a book for me to read. i really need a book nowadays if i dont wanna keep on wasting my afternon's with sleep filled with really really weird dreams.

whilst i was driving, a song was playing on redfm. something from billy joel, cant just help but tap fingers and bop ur head to some funky oldies. yep yep. good ol oldies.

then suddenly, there was traffic jam. a fucking massive one. thus i'm back home without a book to read. oh the horrid dreams of afternoon naps will haunt me once again.

nOoOoOoOo...

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add on.

'why do you love me so much?' she asked.

unsure of how to answer, you stop a moment to think. its a a trick question, yet if you dont answer it, she'll take it as you dont love her at all. its the typical no win-win situation type of questions girls always give to guys.

'cause you taught me how to die.' you replied softly.

'what do you mean by i taught you how to die? do you feel like dying whenever i'm with you?' she said, she looks flustered.

'i meant by, with you im a different person, i can do things which i normally cant. perhaps its not physically possible to fly, but when i'm with you i feel like i am. your like an epic story of the most mesmerizing things in the world, which i am not willing share with others. like candy in the hands of a fat kid, im never letting you go. only for you i'd wait years and years for a happy ending. at times trying to be your sacrificial hero without you knowing it, whilst being your prince charming during the rest. i'd do everything i can to get to that happy ending. but losing you is like a bird getting shot in midflight, just awaiting time before it swallowed by the earth.' you slowly explained.

'oh.. so what kind of a bird are you?' contented, she sarcastically asks.

'the type whichs bites everytime the mate denies sex, har harrr!', you reply.

'god, what do you think i am? no wonder your species are extinct, all rapist. your not getting any. nevahh evahh!', she said in a soft chirpy tone.

'baby come here, i wanna hug you. then complain about how you stink, make fun of you about your grey hair, mess up your hair, tickle you to death, tease you about your unbalanced makeup but most importantly, whisper in your ear about how i really feel about you..' you tell her..

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i just remembered something.

dont you guys agree that koreans make the most irrational love stories ever by mankind. i've seena couple of shows which has made me think that its either that koreans are the most romantic bastards ever or just the sappiest bunch of pussies alive.

3 days back i watched 'Sex is Zero'. fucking hilarious shit, i give u that. for those of you who havent watch it, please do so. its a must watch. but bear in mind it an adult comedy, so it can be a lil crude. that added with lots of nudity.

back to my point. ok, so perhaps we've all said it before..

.. cross oceans of fire ..
.. climb the highest mountain ..
.. go through a forest of torns ..

id like to call that 'the shit'. but only in korean movies rite, you'd actually get to see 'the shit' actually happening. take for instance 2 examples from movies which i happen to still remember..

my sassy girl.
guy mets girl. girl is drunk. guy saves girl. girl stays over but does nothing with guy. girl repays guy wit lots of physical beating and mental torture. yadayadayada. girl dissapears. after, perhaps 10 years, girl reappears and rekindles love with guy.

the dude got his ass smacked right through the floor wei. no man can withstand such beating. unless he's a real pussy. i'd slap that bitch in no time, rape her and then dump her ass in some backlane for the trouble she put up.

sex is zero.
guy likes girl. girl is okay okay with guy. but girl hooks up with player. player fucks girl. girl gets pregnant. player passes his gold visa mastercard - simply priceless, for the girl to get an abortion. player dumps girl and goes for another hoe. guy helps girl through the bad times.

would you help the girl you like even if she dump ur ass to get jiggy with another dude, then got pregnant with that wankers child and now he doesnt want shit to do anything with her? if it was me. i'd leave her out in the cold.

u friggin dump me for that cock. now ur pregnant and ur seeking my help. apaaaaa lanciaooooo!

thats about it for the night.

wanna continue studying...