misinterpretation

i was reading my novel, already half through right smack in the middle of the climax, turning page after page not wanting to miss anything. when suddenly was amidst...

'jarod shadowstorm rode on his nightsaber towards the battlegrounds, as the new commander, he gave orders not to attack the new opposition..'

turns to the next page.

"she leaned over towards him and said,'let me touch your chest'."

watafak?!

i later checked the top side to see that they've miss binded my book. i was reading Warcraft - The Sundering, but this new chapter was from 'My Shadow Warrior'.

make matters worst, they binded like 20 over pages wrongly. so i skipped the 'my shadow warrior' part and continued .. without knowing what the fuck happened in those 20 over pages.

i would love to just waltz down to MPH and fuck over the manager, but i bought the book over 2 weeks ago and well, i lost the receipt. looks like i'll just have to pretend that jarod didnt touch anyone's chest. please. especially not during war. who the fuck touches anyone's chest during war?!. GODDAMMIT!