sore

whilst i'd gladly whine abt how sore my body is from having hardcore sex with 10 women, that my body aches from every twist or movement of muscle due to kamasutra acts which i finished the whole 12 chapters. that'll be just plain bull. fact of the matter is .. i'm sick. fucken loserish ey.

i was jumping like a monkey while studying yesterday, till suddenly i felt a weird tingle feeling all over. which finally turned out to be a fever. make things worst, just when i have the extra money for regular lunchs and dinners. now i have a sorethroat. which means, no regular lunchs nor dinners. wargh. i hate being sick.

the running nose annoyance, the bitter tastebuds, the body ache's from just moving around, facial breakout. this sucks.

anyways. tomorrow's exam day. fuck that shite.

yesterday i watched kingdom of heaven. after much reviews and comments by felow friends. overall i'd say that the movie isnt up to par. well, in comparison with troy and gladiator that is. plus according to history, the story is waaaay differ from how they showed it. fucken lying scumbags.

perhaps troy had better fight scenes. my friend said, i agree. or maybe your just being too religiously biassed, another friend said. nahhh doubt so. me religious? OOKAYYYY..

fact is, a story about how a man who started off as a depressed blacksmith suddenly became a baron which led to him being the savior of a small town and lastly becoming the valiant knight who saves the day or moreless the city. just isnt my cuppa tea.

laughable moment:
the town of watchamacallit has been there for over 100 years, after being in the town for less than 5 minutes. balion suddenly gives an extraordinare idea. "lets build a well" . a duhh. come on, people back then werent that stupid, well i would hope not. then later in the next scene, you'd see farms all green and crops blooming. wow! talk about growth!

historically:
balion only knighted about 15 townsmen, and NOT the WHOLE town.
balion was the one who wanted negotiations. not salahuddin, he attempted thrice. only the third time did salahuddin accepted.
yep. salahuddin really did have a BIG ASS fucken army.

religiously:
it is sinful for non muslim's to say "assalamualaikum" to muslims. and also sinful for muslims to reply with "waalaikumsalam" to a non muslim.

nyeh.

bet u'd never expected suffieaee to be all so knowledgeable ey.

suck on ur toe you scurvy maggots. :P

lastly,

'this horse is not strong enough for me. you can take it'

how lamo is that mann.. wow. ur giving me a horse? yippiee! hip hip hoorayyy!

laters.