home sweet home.
you've often heard about it, heck at times really feelin it too. but try having just a lil too much of home. that your just stuck at home. everyday.
literally.
stuck.
at.
home.
yargh!
so yea, i'm actually whining cus ive been staying at home lately. like for the past 2 days to be exact. it started off as a slow sunday evening. next thing i know its already thursday morning. cool i made progress, but didnt actually do anything productive. sigh.
i feel like a girl.
just staying at home. watching tv and waiting for friends to call or go online. get all giggly and gossip about who and what. soon enough i'll start my own gossip magazine and make millions. woohoo! which by that time i've become a deranged homosexual with a very high addiction to gossips.
nop. not my cuppa tea.
so in truth what i've been doing to preoccupy myself is watching loads of footie. daily dosage of 7pm sportscentre to get the latest updates on athletes from around the globe. later at night, 4am of epl. my life seems to just glow in radiance. yep. glooowwinggg... not that im complaining. football is fun to watch. oklah maybe its boring at times. hell i got time. so anyways. im happy with watching footie. but what im not happy doing is waiting for footie.
kick off is at 4am. but suffieaee is strong and he's enthusiasm can be smelled 2 continents away. by the stroke of midnight, suffieaee is already seated on the couch with pillows stacked high, only his nose is visible from afar. with bottles of water and a snacks readied to his left. he waits impatiently, whilst watching watever thats on astro.
astro is crap. cock. shit. watever u wanna call it. it just sucks. theres nothing good.
plus, i've already wasted half the day watching astro, so i cant watch reruns again. i'll grow braindead. at 2am. the most interesting channel on astro isnt exactly what u'd expect it to be. nope it aint hbo, it aint starworld nor mtv. its actually channel 11 and 50. yep. discover and travel.
holisheet!
heres what i learned from yesterdays input of 2am channel 11.
i learned how to cook interesting foods using beer! now if only i drank. now thats usefull info.
i learned about japan! didchuknow that japs have dryers installed on their toilet bowls? so now ur arse can be dried instantly! woot! for japan y'all!
i foundout that when it comes to fashion. anyone can be a designer! even a military hoe! waw!
i felt my ass getting more and more numb by the minute while waiting.
i know how to make a italian vege burger! eventhough i feel that a burger without meat isnt a burger!
ok so basically im now like the master chef in beer menu's and also really wasteful knowledges. i feel so l33t and wise. ah yes. ph33r me for i have the knowledge of 2am television!
*plays horror tune*
wooooooooooooooooooooooo...
bye.






















